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Friday, October 19, 2007

Black Sabbath - Master of Reality

1) Sweet Leaf - MONSTER JAM
2) After Forever - MONSTER JAM
3) Embryo - Jam
4) Children of The Grave - MONSTER JAM
5) Orchid - Jam
6) Lord of This World - MONSTER JAM
7) Solitude - Jam
8) Into The Void - MONSTER JAM

Jam To Crap Score: 18/24 - *75.0%*

*CERTIFIED CRAP FREE RECORD*

Reviewed by: DJ MONSTER JAM

Labels: Black Sabbath, Master of Reality

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

*Restaurant Review* Enid's 560 Manhattan Ave Brooklyn, NY 11222

1) Spicy Bloody Mary - MONSTER JAM
2) Homemade Granola w/Fresh Fruit - Crap!
3) Biscuits - Crap!
4) Sausage Gravy - Jam
5) Huevos Rancheros - Jam
6) Hungry Bear - MONSTER JAM
7) House Salad w/Fried Chicken - MONSTER JAM
8) Collard Greens - Jam
9) Grits with Cheese - Crap!
10) Pulled Pork Sandwich - MONSTER JAM
11) Toad In The Hole - Jam
12) Service - Crap!

Jam To Crap Score: 16/36 - *44.4%*

Reviewed by: DJ Monster Jam

http://www.enids.net/

Labels: Brooklyn, Enid's, Greenpoint, Williamsburg

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Devendra Banhart - Smokey Rolls Down Thunder Canyon

1. Cristobal - Jam
2. So Long Old Bean - Jam
3. Samba Vexillographica - MONSTER JAM
4. Sea Horse - Jam
5. Bad Girl - Jam
6. Sea Side - Jam
7. Shabop Shalom - MONSTER JAM
8. Tonada Yanomaminista -MONSTER JAM
9. Rosa - Jam
10. Saved - MONSTER JAM
11. Lover - MONSTER JAM
12. Carmensita - MONSTER JAM
13. The Other Woman - Crap!
14. Freely - Jam
15. I Remember - Jam
16. My Dearest Friend - Jam

Jam to Crap Score - 27/48 *56.3%*

Reviewed By: Ice Queen

Labels: Devendra Banhart, Smokey Rolls Down Thunder

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Radiohead - In Rainbows

1) 15 Step - Jam
2) Bodysnatchers - Jam
3) Nude - MONSTER JAM
4) Weird Fishes/Arpeggi - Jam
5) All I Need - MONSTER JAM
6) Faust Arp - Crap!
7) Reckoner - Crap!
8) House of Cards - MONSTER JAM
9) Jigsaw Falling Into Place - Crap!
10) Videotape - Jam

Jam To Crap Score: 13/30 - *43.3%*

Reviewed by: DJ Monster Jam

Labels: In Rainbows, Radiohead

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Monday, October 01, 2007

*Restaurant Review* Siam Orchid 378 Metropolitan Ave Brooklyn, NY 11211

1) Curry Puffs - MONSTER JAM
2) Chicken Pad Thai (Spicy/No Fish Sauce) - MONSTER JAM
3) Veggie Thai Spring Rolls - Jam
4) Papaya Salad - Jam
5) Thai Salad - Jam
6) Thai Iced Tea - MONSTER JAM
7) Chicken Green Curry (lunch special) - MONSTER JAM

Jam to Crap Score: 15/21 - *71.4%*

*CERTIFIED CRAP FREE*

Reviewed By: DJ Monster Jam

http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/restaurants/archives/2005/03/siam_orchid.html

Labels: Brooklyn, Siam Orchid, Thai, Williamsburg

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*Restaurant Review* The Smoke Joint 87 South Elliott Place Fort Greene, Brooklyn 11205

1) Tips & Bits - Jam
2) Hacked and Stacked Pulled Pork Sandwich - MONSTER JAM
3) Beef Short Ribs - Jam
4) Fries - MONSTER JAM
5) Smoky Greens - MONSTER JAM
6) Macaroni & Cheese - MONSTER JAM
7) Brown Sugar Chile BBQ Sauce - Crap!
8) Hollapeno BBQ Sauce - Jam
9) Joint Smoke BBQ Sauce - MONSTER JAM

Jam to Crap Score: 18/27 - *66.6%*

Reviewed By: DJ Monster Jam

http://events.nytimes.com/2006/12/20/dining/reviews/20unde.html

Labels: BBQ, Brooklyn, Fort Greene, Smoke Joint

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*Restaurant Review* - Dumont 432 Union Ave Brooklyn, NY 11206

1) Bloody Mary - Crap!
2) Mixed Green Salad - MONSTER JAM
3) BLT - MONSTER JAM
4) Dumont Burger w/Fries - MONSTER JAM
5) Grilled Chicken Sandwich - Crap!
6) DuMac & Cheese - MONSTER JAM

Jam To Crap Score: 12/18 - *66.6%*

Reviewed By: DJ Monster Jam

http://dumontrestaurant.com/index.htm

Labels: Brooklyn, Burger, Dumont, Williamsburg

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*Restaurant Review* Carmine's Pizzeria 358 Graham Ave. Brooklyn, NY 11211

1) Rigatoni Alla Vodka - MONSTER JAM
2) Spaghetti with Meatballs - MONSTER JAM
3) Large Mixed Green Salad - Jam
4) Garlic Knots - MONSTER JAM
5) Chicken Parmigiana Pizza - MONSTER JAM
6) Veggie Pizza - Jam

Jam To Crap Score: 14/18 - *77.7%*

*CERTIFIED CRAP FREE*

Reviewed By: DJ Monster Jam

http://www.carminespizzeria.com/

Labels: Brooklyn, Carmine's Pizzeria, Mafia, Pasta, Williamsburg

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*Restaurant Review* Red Bowl - 208 Bedford Ave., Brooklyn, NY 11211

1) Hot & Sour Soup - Crap!
2) Mustard Greens - Crap!
3) Crispy Beef - Crap!

Jam To Crap Score: 0/9 - *0.00%*

HOLY CRAP!

Reviewed By: DJ Monster Jam

http://nymag.com/listings/restaurant/red-bowl/menus/main.html

Labels: Brooklyn, Chinese Food, Red Bowl, Williamsburg

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Our Scoring Method:

Next to each song I write if the song is a "MONSTER JAM", "Jam", or "Crap!".....

"MONSTER JAM" = 3 points,
"Jam" = 1 point,
"Crap!" = 0 points

Certified Crap Free Record = Record that contains ZERO "Crap!" songs

"HOLY CRAP!" = Record that contains ONLY "Crap!" songs

Then I add up the score and give a jam to crap ratio. I don't give a bullshit and flowery analysis of the lyrics or the meaning of the songs. I just tell you which songs are good and which songs are crap.

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