Are You Crapping Me?

Monday, October 01, 2007

*Restaurant Review* Red Bowl - 208 Bedford Ave., Brooklyn, NY 11211

1) Hot & Sour Soup - Crap!
2) Mustard Greens - Crap!
3) Crispy Beef - Crap!

Jam To Crap Score: 0/9 - *0.00%*

HOLY CRAP!

Reviewed By: DJ Monster Jam

http://nymag.com/listings/restaurant/red-bowl/menus/main.html

Labels: Brooklyn, Chinese Food, Red Bowl, Williamsburg

# posted by DJ Monster Jam @ 10:02 AM

Our Scoring Method:

Next to each song I write if the song is a "MONSTER JAM", "Jam", or "Crap!".....

"MONSTER JAM" = 3 points,
"Jam" = 1 point,
"Crap!" = 0 points

Certified Crap Free Record = Record that contains ZERO "Crap!" songs

"HOLY CRAP!" = Record that contains ONLY "Crap!" songs

Then I add up the score and give a jam to crap ratio. I don't give a bullshit and flowery analysis of the lyrics or the meaning of the songs. I just tell you which songs are good and which songs are crap.

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